Burger, She Wrote

The quest to find the perfect burger, with a bit of life thrown in.

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

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chillsupmyspine:

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

chillsupmyspine:

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

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I have been stuck at this moment for so long, debating whether to use chalk pastels for braids and lips, reluctant to because I don’t wana fuck it up. But I think the time has come…for colour. View high resolution

I have been stuck at this moment for so long, debating whether to use chalk pastels for braids and lips, reluctant to because I don’t wana fuck it up. But I think the time has come…for colour.

iridessence:

szagold:

metal-marble:

pewnypl:

monairthith:

beeeesha:

zillyrena:

Are you fucking kidding me

oh my fucking god

What the fuck..

Wat

this dog can do more things than me

Wallace gon’ have to step his game up.

Legit jealous of this animal.

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♥ Just Another Nerdy Girl: jesus-mary-and-broseph: why do we give flowers and pretty things to...

lefrenchruby:

jesus-mary-and-broseph:

why do we give flowers and pretty things to females who have just given birth

you create a creature out of nothing but your own body mass and magic for nine months, and then spend hours in intense anguish as it bare knuckle boxes its way out of your nethers to be…

Re blogging for a friend :)

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Fuckin’ hellllllll, this is still so funny.

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I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

jhinnua:

sunspotflares:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

Or in my case “they don’t make it in my fucking size”.

^
This.
And “It’s way too expensive.”

all of these plus, for me, worrying about “unwanted attention”

FUCKING HELL. My sister and I were talking about this just yesterday!

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